

Buy Our Shit !!!!
Consume It !!!!!
Worship Us !!!!!
Whore Us Out On Myspace !!!!
Be My Friend !!!!
Be My Friend !!!!
Be My Friend !!!!
Let Me Send You Spam About Our Band !!!!!
We're The Cool Spam Band !!!!!!
Buy More Fake Indie Bands That Are Owned By Corporate Labels Because Your Friends Do !!!!!
Apply Now For A Credit Card !!!!
Blog About Us, Until Every Blog That Blogs About Us Is Hated By Everyone By That Blogs About Us !!!!
Abercrombie & Finch Is So Hardcore !!!!
Christian Rock Bands Suck Donkey Cock !!!!
Fat Girls Give It Up Every Time !!!!
I'll Bet You $5 That There's Some Kid On The Front Page Of Purevolume.com That Got A Free Promo Spot That's Singing About How He Lost His Virginity To The Girl That He Just Broke Up With & How Bad It Scared Him For Life While Playing A Acoustic Guitar & Yet Somehow He Managed To Get Listed Under Electronica.
We're So Happy To Have MP3's On The Internet, It's So Underground !!!!
We Stalk Women On The Internets !!!!!
Gangsta Rap Is The New Glam Rock !!!!
If You Can Buy It At The Mall, It's Mainstream !!!!!
Stop The Genocide In Darfur !!!!!!
Emo Haircuts Are Just Remixed Mullets !!!!
Ha HA aH LOL RFLMAO :) Your So Scene !!!!!!
Bloody Farts Rule !!!!!!!
Chevrolet Doesn't Keep America Rolling, Xpillz Do !!!!
Getting Your Mom Or Dad To Drop You Off At A Concert Is Not Cool !!!!
We'd Pimp Our Webcam Videos On Youtube But We Don't Own A Webcam, So I Guess We Missed The Revolution !!!!!!
FUSE Jumped The Shark Ass Naked With A Tattoo Of Taking Back Sunday On Their Butt !!!!!!
Buy Our Shit On I-Tunes Because It's Our Dream In Life To Sell Out To The Man !!!!!
Why Are You Wasting Your Time Reading This When You Could Be Smoking Pot Or Downloading Lots Of Free Porn Via Rapidshare or Megaload ????

January 17
Beer Belly Hoes Get No Love !!!!!
Fat Cellulite Stricken Hoes Get No Loving In The Back Seat Of My Ride !!!!!
Big Butted Heffers Use Up To Much Toilet Paper !!!!!!!
Midget Bitches With Peg Legs Get Kicked In The Face !!!!!
Leave a Comment
January 16
This Haiku Is Dedicated To You !!!!!
Your Bad Breathe Smells Like Bloody Farts !!!!
You Rock A Perm Like A Hurricane !!!!
Standing Naked Fist Fucking A Banana In The Rain !!!!
Hail Satan !!!!
Wearing A Black Cream Filled Dildo !!!!!
While He Toilet Papers The Trees In Your Front Yard !!!!!
You Know You Pawned Your Dad's Time Life CD's So You Could Score Some Dope !!!!!
Your Gonna Burn In Hell !!!!
Accept Jesus Christ As Your Savior Or Die A Thousand Deaths !!!!!
Smelling My Bloody Farts !!!!!!
Leave a Comment
January 16
I bet you bought your last cd at Wal-Mart.....
Your piercings look nasty....
Your an Ipod whore and you know it....
If I cut a bloody fart on the mic and your friends told you to download it you would
The Playstation 3 is a piece of overpriced crap, I don't care what you say .....
Dude, I don't care who you know or how much money you have, when you see the cops run !
American Idol Is The Shittiest TV Show Since Leave It To Beaver ....
I Like To Stick My Cock In Beavers :)
Don't Lie You Know Diarrhea Commercials Are Funny !
There's No Shame In Sippin Tussin .....
Most Of The Singers On PureVolume.com Sing Like Someone Cut Off Their Nads !!!!
Leave a Comment
January 6
Sales of downloads hit a new high during the post-Christmas week, according to figures published by Nielsen Soundscan. The group pointed to sales of 30.1 million downloads, a jump of 51 percent over year-ago figures. Meanwhile, digital album sales crossed the one-million mark, the first time that has happened. The late-year jump is now part of a predictable pattern, and sales of iPods and iTunes Store gift cards undoubtedly played a central role. In 2005, a post-Christmas jump set the stage for elevated sales volumes the following year, though week-to-week figures were mostly flat in 2006. That has sparked heavy debate over the health of the paid download sector, though it may take another year to truly gauge that long-term viability of the format.
http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/stories/010407download/view
Leave a Comment
January 6
Virgin Digital has now exited the US market, according to an email sent to subscribers over the holidays. The subscription service entered the market in September, 2004, though it has largely flown under-the-radar since. Apple has remained the dominant player, though rivals Napster, eMusic and Rhapsody have also grabbed significant Virgin Digitalmindshare. In that environment, Virgin Digital exited quietly and with little fanfare, a casualty of a very tough online music market. As part of its departure, Napster has agreed to assume remaining Virgin subscribers and honor purchased downloads, though it remains unclear just how substantial the transitioning crowd actually is. Virgin Digital will remain an active service in the UK.
Virgin Digital faced a number of executive departures prior to its shutdown, and the latest development is unsurprising to those close to the company. Despite the internal turmoil, the utter dominance of the iTunes Store within the online music arena placed heavy pressure on Virgin . Estimates vary, though Apple commands greater than three-fourths of all paid downloads, partly because of its closed iPod+iTunes architecture. Outside of eMusic, which brokers in open MP3s from independent artists, most paid download services deliver WMA-protected tracks, a format that precludes iPod compatibility. That situation has been exacerbated by a rather dysfunctional PlaysForSure network, a once-promising coalition of stores, player manufacturers, and Microsoft. Adding to the pressure is a still maturing subscription-based sector, a delivery method that is struggling to grab meaningful market share.
http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/stories/010407virgin/view
Leave a Comment
view all 131 posts
speedyf40
Me Love you long Time!
posted Jan 29
XxmArgZiExX
I\'m actually not too fond of your music, but I believe
in supporting local bands. And I like your morale.
So, keep it up.
posted Jan 22
(insert cool hip profile name here)
i fucking love it it make meh laugh i dont know what
your real stance is but its pretty funny
posted Jan 22
seangman28
y\'all niggas is chill
posted Jan 11
FuneralCrasher
fuck. im totally in love with your music - go on with
this stuff! byeeeeee
posted Aug 03
music_geek43211
wow u guys r really weird but u rock
posted Jul 03